I paid 50 bells for this
NOBODY LEFT BEHIND
so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.
Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.
sashakitten asked:
what food purchase are you haunted by
moonprinceren answered:
It was like this…brownie/peanut butter cookie years ago. I was a child and I was so excited for it, but it tasted so fucking bad. If I think too long I can still taste it and I cry
damn that sounds terrible
guys all I want is animal crossing for switch